8 hours ago - 122,675 notes
i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
if you don’t have a crush on me you should probably reevaluate your priorities because i’m perfect
(Source: ifeeltheglow)8 hours ago - 33,192 notes
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
(Source: jumpingjaverts)8 hours ago - 149,563 notes
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
(Source: highlyover-rated)9 hours ago - 94,939 notes
9 hours ago - 158,722 notes
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear