eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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16 hours ago - 130,081 notes

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

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16 hours ago - 101,999 notes

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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16 hours ago - 530,860 notes

ultralorcl:

sext: r u nakey

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forgettng:

frvnk-oceans:

fckm3numb:

bitch-esque:

shaynnee:

Doing this in public is so damn sexy.

unf so good

Goodness

I would fall off that mf chair


ok ya wow
Well, I think there is a difference between loving the idea of someone and actually loving who they are.

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